Tbilisi

After a protracted farewell to Kiev – one involving a long delay and a cross Ukrainian called Shouty Bob – I was airborne again and heading for Tbilisi. Shouty Bob (for his Facebook fans) boarded last, several sheets to the wind. Terrifyingly, he eyed the empty seat next to me for a few moments before bumping… Continue reading Tbilisi

Why I Annoy You on Facebook

I know. I know. I post stuff all the time. I have FB OCD and Twitter tourettes. I’m ALL OVER your timeline/newsfeed and you just can’t get away 😉 I sympathise. Really I do. For every person who says ‘I love your updates’ there’s another saying ‘Mark Zuckerberg should pay you a retainer’ with that… Continue reading Why I Annoy You on Facebook

Taking the Mickey

And it came to pass that there went out a decree that in the ninth year of a child’s life each family should go to Disney. And this decree was made when Assad was governor of Syria (but not for long). And by sundry other despots whose word is the law. And in the dark… Continue reading Taking the Mickey

An In Tents Weekend

I’m writing this in the middle of a woodland glade in the twilight toasting my toes on the campfire. I’m really only writing it to give my laptop something meaningful to do while it charges my mobile. My camp mates keep accusing me of ‘doing emails’ (who, me?) but this honestly is the very last… Continue reading An In Tents Weekend

How to Name A Toilet

I happened upon a fabulous phenomenon the other day when my friend Mike started to plan the detail of his May wedding. A wedding will generally teach you more than you would ever want to know about types of terrine, napkin folding techniques and the five hundred varietals of party favours. It will give you… Continue reading How to Name A Toilet